I am about to go shark swimming in bora bora

Internet access here is spare, so I’ll give you just the highlights.:

I interviewed Kathy Griffin yesterday, and it went really well. Bravo’s crew covered the interview as well, and kept telling Bronson off-camera what a great interview it was, so with any luck you’ll see part of it on next season’s “My Life on the D List.” Afterward we played “Truth or Dare.” Kathy dared me to make out with a straight girl. I did. Everyone screamed. It was a blast.

We’re moments away from taking a boat to some shark-infested waters where I’m told we’ll be watching the sharks feed on the flesh of bloody fish while we, a few feet away, dangle underwater. This adventure travel stuff is nothing if not adrenaline-inducing.