Back Away From the Twinkie

“I am utterly tired of being your mother. Every time I see you, I have to say the obligatory ‘You need to lose some weight.’ But you swear you ‘don’t eat anything’ or ‘the weight just doesn’t come off,’ and the subject is dropped. Then you come in here complaining about your knees hurting, your back is killing you, your feet ache, and you can’t breathe when you walk up half a flight of stairs. So I’m supposed to hold your hand and talk you into backing away from that box of Twinkies. Boy, do I get tired of repeating the stuff most patients just don’t listen to.”
-Cardiologist, Brooklyn, New York, from Reader’s Digest’s
41 Secrets Your Doctor Would Never Share
Ouch.


June 19th, 2008 at 5:38 am
But don’t back away from the twinks
June 20th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Guffaw!! I literally laughed out loud.